Two days ago, after my last post, I was in my school library between classes in one of the computer lounges because Kevin was writing an assignment for his next class. So I was just chillin' and looking around the room, which was pretty much a box with computers on opposing sides, and a hallway connecting to the other two sides. So I was just glancing across the room and I noticed a professor sitting at one of the computers, with his nice collared shirt tucked into his slacks. Then I looked at his computer screen...and he was looking at porn! Like, the pictures were big enough to see from across the room! And he was nervous too... like whenever there was a ruffle in papers, or the person next to him moved, or someone walked in to the room, or just...anything, he would quickly collapse the screen and pretend that he was checking his email. He was SO figity-looking. Then when he went down to the task bar, I could see that he had about 20 porn sites up at once! So when he felt comfortable again, he would open up a porn page, and look through it frantically, trying to fully enjoy and absorb all of the nude pictures in his mind before he felt nervous again and had to "check his email." Kevin and I were SO embarrassed for him and we were laughing. Who the heck looks at porn in public? It's so degrading...and it was professor too. EW! Don't look at porn in publc! If he or anyone wants to think of women as mere objects of lust, then he should do it in the privacy of his home when only he, his hand, and a bottle of lubricant are there. Like, I know that I don't have him as a teacher for a class, but if I did, my respect for him as a professor would be completely gone. Moral of the story: If you have to look at porn, don't do it in a library or any other public place. Because, people like Kevin and me will make fun of you and write about you in their blogs, xangas, myspaces...etc.
So, yesterday was another longest day of my life. Yea, it was a Tuesday of course.
This week is filled with writing assignments! Ahhh! Monday, I had a 6 page paper on how Anaheim Hills relates to America base completely off of observations, the Anaheim Hills News, and interviews that I coordinated with residents. Then, yesterday a four page paper was due, comparing jazz music of a certain time period with chapters of a book entitled "Keeping Time." And, today a 4 page paper is due comparing Virotherapy and Chemotherapy as cancer treatments, base from the informational data provided in my Scientific American reader and our text book. TOO MANY PAPERS!
Tomorrow I have a Geology test on the first 1/3 of my text book. This is insane! There is SO much to know...and to learn...by tomorrow morning at 7am.
not fun.
So, yesterday was another longest day of my life. Yea, it was a Tuesday of course.
This week is filled with writing assignments! Ahhh! Monday, I had a 6 page paper on how Anaheim Hills relates to America base completely off of observations, the Anaheim Hills News, and interviews that I coordinated with residents. Then, yesterday a four page paper was due, comparing jazz music of a certain time period with chapters of a book entitled "Keeping Time." And, today a 4 page paper is due comparing Virotherapy and Chemotherapy as cancer treatments, base from the informational data provided in my Scientific American reader and our text book. TOO MANY PAPERS!
Tomorrow I have a Geology test on the first 1/3 of my text book. This is insane! There is SO much to know...and to learn...by tomorrow morning at 7am.
not fun.

2 Comments:
ahhhhh PORN!?!?!??!!?!? thats soooo funny and disgusting and hilarious and utterly gross. but i wish i coulda been there to laugh with you. i miss you. good luck studying, baby!!!! i cant wait to see you. IN PERSON. <3
Ewww..the Porn Professor!! Ahahaha that was SO funny and shameful at the same time..how could he do that in a library? My goodness.
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